So, if you thought anyone from Sonos would apologize for this travesty of an app update and/or explain WHY releasing the updated app now was so important it was worth doing despite the app missing numerous previously existing features, you were, like me, sorely disappointed.
However, if you were looking forward to them showing up an hour late, answering maybe 6 questions in total, and doing so only in oblivious marketing gibberish (apparently the negative feedback has "energized" the team!), then it was a real treat!
Hard to believe they found additional ways to insult and ignore loyal customers who have each given them thousands of dollars over the years, but they managed it. I sure hope each of them is getting very drunk right now and questioning their life choices.