Hello @Wlochnessmonster, welcome to the Sonos Community!
I am sorry to hear about your experience with our return process.
I had a look at your escalated case and requested an update for you.
I hope you will get sorted soon and thank you for your patience.
@Sotiris C., thank you for your prompt response. I hope it gets sorted as well. I’ve contacted customer service more than 10 times regarding the issue. I’d love a tracking number if you can get one for me. I sure would appreciate it. I’ve spent way too much time trying to get information and have been told the same thing multiple times with no resolution.