Dear Sonos,
I have enjoyed your product and software for many years. As a young music lover, I have been raised to enjoy music 24/7, playing seamlessly throughout my house, apartment, and whatever I have lived in. This is exactly why I loved your product so very much, seamless music integration throughout the entire house, with an intuitive interface so I could play whatever my heart desires, with decent quality at a minimum.
However, ever since you decided to update the software and driver system, you have dragged me down into a deep, deep darkness, in which I feel I am unable to escape. I am too deep into Sonos to switch to Bose or other more successful competitors, although it would probably help my mental health tremendously. Will you pay for my therapy, Sonos?
Though I have deeply appreciated your service, I now resent you as a company with a deep, fiery, passion. You first took my money, but now you have taken my patience and mental well-being. You turned something I once enjoyed, into a battle in which I must enter every single night to simply listen to my music. You have caused a tremendous amount of sadness, anger, and disappointment within me.
I love to come home from a stressful day at work to play my music, cook dinner, and have a few glasses of wine to relax, if I am feeling generous with myself. However, you have ruined every single aspect of that experience. I don’t even think I like music anymore as a result of you, Sonos. The last year or so with you feels like we are dive bombing into a disgusting divorce.
Please fix the disaster you have caused. Clearly getting rid of your CEO has not been enough. The team has a lot of work to do, and my patience dwindles thinner every single day. I’d like to like playing music again, but every single time I go on Sonos on my phone or computer, I get a terrible taste in my mouth. I can’t pinpoint what I want to say exactly, but the closest I can describe my feelings is that of a failed relationship, who has robbed me of money, emotion, and pleasure.
PLEASE DO BETTER Sonos, because others are. There is only so long I can withstand the torture that you have put me, and all of your users through. Fix the abomination you have created. Restore your glory soon, because my patience grows thin, and so does that for the rest of your users.
Sincerely, the average frustrated Sonos user.