Bought a new Sonos Era 100 x 2. Couldn't play any music as something went wrong. Looks like everyone else cant connect their devices either. Let me share a song here instead…. if we cant listen on our sonos, we can sing along

To the tune of "Love Story" by Taylor Swift

I bought a Sonos Era, shiny and new, Thought it’d fill my room with melodies true. But when I tried to connect, oh what a twist, The app said, “Something went wrong,” and I was miffed.

Unplugged and replugged, a dance with no end, Reset my router, called up my friend. But the message stayed, like a ghost in the night, “Something went wrong,” just mocking my plight.

(Chorus) Oh, Sonos, you’re breaking my heart, You were supposed to play, but now we’re worlds apart. “Something went wrong,” it’s driving me mad, I just wanted music, now I’m feeling so sad.

Checked all the settings, and Wi-Fi too, Restarted my phone, what more could I do? Googled for answers, looked high and low, But “Something went wrong,” was all it would show.

Tech support’s number, I’ve got on speed dial, Been on hold so long, it’s really not my style. I wanted sweet tunes, but got silence instead, “Something went wrong,” echoing in my head.

(Chorus) Oh, Sonos, you’re breaking my heart, You were supposed to play, but now we’re worlds apart. “Something went wrong,” it’s driving me mad, I just wanted music, now I’m feeling so sad.

Now here I sit, with a pen in my hand, Writing this song, it wasn’t the plan. Since my Sonos won’t play, I’m singing to you, About the silence, and the tech blues.

(Chorus) Oh, Sonos, you’re breaking my heart, You were supposed to play, but now we’re worlds apart. “Something went wrong,” it’s driving me mad, I just wanted music, now I’m feeling so sad.

(Outro) But I’ll keep on trying, I won’t give up the fight, Until my Sonos plays, and everything’s right. “Something went wrong,” you won’t get the last laugh, I’ll conquer this tech, and find my musical path.