Congratulations!
You’ve finished the job. You have converted the 4 Sonos speakers that I derived so much satisfaction from into useless chunks of plastic.
Amazing how you accomplished this despite having such an incompetent technical group. Or perhaps the marketers deserve the credits for taking down what was such a fine brand.
Don’t worry. I’m sure you’ll all be able to find jobs at Boeing.
Where you like me to return the junk. Its just taking up space at my home.